1. Something the fucks me right off is how customer is always right. "Sorry we ordered two ham, cheese and tomato toasties..." Um sorry, you didn't. Or I would've given you two. Dick. "Oh so I will get one, please" You go and tell the kitchen then, bam. You hit your head on a brick wall repetively. "No sorry, I've changed my mind, can I have the special...." No you can't. Sit the fuck down. "Yes, of course." Then, just as you cancel the toastie, they decide they want it. This raging would've been prevented if you just said TWO toasties in the first place.
2.Don't lie to me boy, I know I'm only the friendgirl. But I wasn't even cool/hot/whatever enough to be played properly? Burrrrrn.
3. People saying they need to lose weight when they're blantantly shopping in the size 8 section of gay jays and supre and are skinnier than the side of my sunglasses, shut the helllll up. Babygirl you ain't gonna wanna lose anymore weight, it's all for attention. If anything, go drink some alcohol and eat some McChickens. Most of all, leave facebook out of it.
Bleurrgh.
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